F you, Bryce Harper. You made me buy WAY too much of this product looking for your crappy cards with your crappy eye black all over your face and whatnot. In fact, Bryce Harper, you should buy me a box of Bowman, with your massive signing bonus and all.
What for? Oh, I don't know, just because I didn't pull ONE OF YOUR CARDS--NOT EVEN A BASE CARD, with the gabillion packs I opened.
But I did pull some of these Target exclusive purple border cards that look better than your card anyway.
I couldn't pull a base card of you, Bryce Harper, so what makes me think I could pull one of your Chrome cards? Again, many, many cards of your prospect friends showed up, but none of YOU. But that's fine with me.
Actually, I'm glad I didn't pull one of your cards, because then I'd have to sell it and pay eBay fees. So there.
One more thing, stop being a douche bag with blowing kisses and showing people up. It doesn't make things funner.
Signed,
Funner Here
PS: Eat it.
r u upset?
ReplyDeleteDoes that mean you won't be buying Bowman Chrome or Platinum? I know I bought plenty of Bowman also and only pulled one of each of his base cards. That was after about 2 1/2 boxes worth. Won't be doing that again. Platinum and Chrome can stay on shelves for all I care (I'm being nice here). I'll do a few packs of each maybe but thats as far as it goes. I'm with you on this one.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to see my local Greensboro Grasshoppers play Hagerstown on Thursday. The "Kiss" was against Greensboro at Hagerstown so I'm hoping for some retaliation and maybe a bench clearing brawl. However, I feel like with Bryce his team mates just might sit and watch him get the hell beat out of himself by the whole opposing team.
ReplyDeleteThen there is the other point of view don't want to get "kissed" don't give up the gopher ball in the first place. http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/Video-Bryce-Harper-hits-home-run-blows-kiss-to?urn=mlb-wp8753
ReplyDeletehere is a link to the kiss sorry can't help you with the card didn't buy any this year or last for Strausburg when the dealers jack up the prices of the cards for one player in the product? makes no sense!